Guys

Guys are hard to please. The problems with them:

• If you treat him nicely, he says you are in love with him; If you don't, he says you are proud.
• If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to seduce him; If you don't, he says you are from kampung.
• If you argue with him, he says you are stubborn; If you keep quiet, he says u have no brains.
• If you are smarter than him, he'll lose face; If he's smarter than you, he is great.
• If you don't love him, he tries to possess u; If you love him, he will try to leave you.
• If you don't make love to him, he says you don't love him; If you do, he says you are cheap and wonders how many guys have bedded you already.
• If you tell him your problem, he says you are troublesome; If you don't, he says that you don't trust him.
• If you scold him, you are like his mum; If he scolds you, it is because he cares for you.
• If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted; If he breaks his, he is forced to do so.
• If you do well in your exams, he says it's luck; If he does well, it's brains.
• If you hurt him, you are cruel; If he hurts you, you are oversensitive.

Oh well, what can i say? Guys--love them, hate them.