Men

I have nothing against men but i thought this was rather funny.

1. Men are like - Laxatives - They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like - Bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like - Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like - Blenders - You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like - Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like - Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like - Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like - Government Bonds - They take so long to mature.
9. Men are like - Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like - Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like - Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Men are like - Parking Spots - All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.