*sniff* what's that smell?

there is nothing wrong with guys being metrosexual. they are not gay. in fact, they should be commended as they do look after themselves! for one, they smell good. talking about smell (specifically the unplesant one), there are three main types, bad breath, body odour and athlete's foot.

• just shut up

no don't get me wrong, the guy did not say anything wrong much less irritate. it's just that..well.."would you like some mint?" yea, you've guessed it, he's got bad breath. bad breath can be a real turn off. solution? drink lots of water, not milk please; pop some mints or simply, keep your mouth shut. period.

• get away from me

he's not a pervert and definitely not "touchy" but oh man..why is it that when he draws nearer, the smell gets stronger? oh..it's coming from him. solution? bathe (you already did?), try deodorant (doesn't work) if it's a mild case, just try not to raise your hands so that the smell from your underarms will not be diffused. if all else fails (i.e. it's a serious case) just lock yourself up in a room so that others do not have to suffer with you.

• athlete's foot

what's with the notion of being politically correct? i'm pretty sure not all athletes have stinky feet. and what an insult to the athletes. i digress. in the event you have stinky feet, solution? just keep your socks and shoes on. try those cream or powder meant to counter athlete's foot. powder can keep the feet dry and less prone to stinking. try putting your shoes under the sun to rid of the moisture and bacteria. if you don't see much of the sun, try sneaker balls.

i say of the three, body odour would be the worst, followed by bad breath then athlete's foot. what do you think?